Um. Hi.

I'm Trillian.

I've been around a while, just ... not quite here exactly.

Pardon me.

Has anyone seen a couple of mice?

Typist: Trillian, of the Hitchhiker's Guide, at your service.Shocked to have not seen her here before.

Well, howdy, folks! Eddie the Shipboard Computer, here, from the starship Heart of Gold. I'm just so happy to be here, I'm sure we'll have an absolutely peachy time together.

My typist bids me tell you that I'm from a series of books called 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'...not the real guide, I should think. But here I am, and excited ( Read more... )

*looks around at the community curiously* Hrm. A gathering place of those who cannot die or are already dead. *suddenly grins* Iiiinteresting.

*gives a little bow* I am Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. The girl who has managed to keep me from running away says that I am a minor character in a wholly remarkable book called The Hitchhiker's Guide ( Read more... )

There are so many of you here...

Ah, hullo. My name is Fenchurch.

I'm not good with introductions (or conversation, really) so I'll make this short. I suppose I should say I'm from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, shouldn't I? I think Arthur is here already, it would be nice to see him again. And Marvin, who I see is as depressing as ever ( Read more... )

Yes, here I am, once more flinging the product of my intellect into the grayest abyss in the Galaxy.

I'm sorry that I haven't been around for any of the... er, "amusements" of late. Frankly, sitting around in this dismal little... dormitory has gotten so boring that I actually did attempt several times to accompany the lot of you in the evenings ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose since all the fellows from that infernally chipper spaceship are around here, I might as well tag along after them. After all, that's all I'm good for, right? Heaven forbid that a tremendously advanced machine such as myself ever be sent off to do anything important. Why, I'm sure I'd miss a perfectly good opportunity to watch ( Read more... )

Divine Shiva, I cannot believe this.

Ahem.

What sort of gift might one give to someone whom one loves ardently, in order to express affection, without seeming overly forward or excessively reserved?

*glances about darkly*

Incidentally, how does one go about proclaiming ardent love? My marriage with my wife was arranged, although I was deeply ( Read more... )

Mates, now we're all together again -- and by together I mean in the same place, because I know James, Lily, and Sirius still hate me as well they should because I've yet to explain myself fully, and that's what this is supposed to be about -- I want to lay my cards on the table. Nonono, my friends, I've not been lying all this time. I'd never ( Read more... )

God in Heaven, this community has multiplied in the past...what...three days?

A belated bienvenue to M. Pontmercy, M. Snape, Messieurs Jekyll and Hyde, Mlle. Cosette, M. L'aigle, M. Feuilly, M. Weasley, Mlle. Sadako, Mlle. Bulstrode, M. Cade, M. Poirot, Mlle. Alanna, Mlle. Catherine, Mlle. Granger, Mme. Elbenstern, M. Cauthon, Mme. Éowyn ( Read more... )